lots of tits and little sense: Archive

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Feb 23rd

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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized

reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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“mom can i be emo”

– me in 6th grade (via ilovesquidward)

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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reginasspectre asked: A+ blog, madame. ;)

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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My Dad's iPhone: A Photo-essay

beeblebroxes:

Feb 21st

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I would date myself so hard

Feb 20th

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currently reading: 18 Steps to Hiding An Erection on wikihow

Feb 20th

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davidfinchers: omg real talk like how did this movie movie not win best picture like I’ll never be over it I’m sorry ever like The King’s fucking Speech could have been made any year but this movie this movie this movie said so much about 2010 it’s modern filmmaking at it’s finest what the fuck academy what the fuck

Feb 19th

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Empathy Test →

wardos-: ruprt: 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum 46 - average.

Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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jakesrightleg: The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair....

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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“Benedict thinks Sherlock’s hair makes him look feminine, let’s put him in 6...”

– Mark Gatiss (via fishcustardandthecumberbeast) #but that would be a great way for john to find out sherlock is alive #he goes out and finds a prostitute because he’s feeling ~lonely #and it turns out to be sherlock #and they bang anyway#yes #good #i should write this show (via jdsalingers)

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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selfinspiration: oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

Feb 18th

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why am I watching my little pony

Feb 17th

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“alwaiiz follo ur heart <333” um no thanks what if I’m doing a math test what then MY HEART TELLS ME THAT THE ANSWER is 7.5 OBVIOUSLY I WILL GET ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT

Feb 17th

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there is trumpet spit all over my everything

Feb 17th

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